And you know who Gorbachev was good friends with? REAGAN.

.....wait let me start over.

"Now here's Phil Kerpen with his expert opinion. Phil Kerpen, of the tea-party-having, health-care-reform-blocking, global-warming-denying, Abramoff-money-laundering, anti-environmentalist, pro-ANWR-drilling Americans for Prosperity... but wait, he's also associated with the Free Enterprise Fund, the Club for Growth, the Woodhill Foundation, and the Cato Institute. And, completely coincidental, his brother Dave was a popular contestant on the Fox Reality show Paradise Hotel. Phil Kerpen, ladies and gentlemen!"

Phil Kerpen has the creepiest smile. His thin reptillian lips mechanically curl back revealing rows of tiny, pointy teeth and you can see his mind furiously thinking 'Is now the time to smile? Does this make me look human? Is the illusion that I am capable of actual emotion maintained?'. Also, fuck Glenn Beck.

Don't be ridiculous. That's what people said about Beck comparing Healthcare reform to fried chicken, and that wasn't racist either.

To be fair, I was in the douchebag vanguard of the Republican Revolution back in high school in '94, and "watermelon" was in use on the right-wing back then.

Then again, being in the DVotRR, I was kind of oblivious to racial issues. And the word was applied to individual environmentalists, much as "oreo" or "twinkie" are used for black and asian people who are "white on the inside."

Three stars for fuck these people.

This new stimulus package is a lot like grape soda...

This stimulus bill is like menthol cigarettes....sure you choke but the menthol makes it tasty....until you get cancer.


Fuck Glenn Beck

What?

I'm grateful that this man represents the G.O.P.


Thank heavens for his maniacal ravings!

watermelon (along with fried chicken) has long been considered the most stereotypical "black people food" by complete fucking idiots

One nice thing about the PC movement is racists have to start getting a little creative, which is sort of the antithesis of racist humor.

How can it be racist. People of all races love watermelon and fried chicken. I'm sure Obama loves watermelon too just as he loves the cap and trade bill.

it would be the same response if the president was asian and he used a twinkie or he was white and he was opening a box of crackers.

you're my favorite troll on the whole wide internet, cena_mark

Yes. Five. Yes.

You fancy motherfucker. Just cause your news programs use graphics and facts and shit. Fuckin' ivory tower LIEberals over here.

Beck talks to real people like a real person in terms we can all understand, not trying to confuse us.

O'Hardcopy.

O'Hardcopy.

O'Hardcopy O'Hardcopy O'Hardcopy.

First time I've said it.

Is it a thing?