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The animation is better than the original, at least.
yeah there's an accomplishment
Pfft. You're looking at the original through rose-colored glasses. Gi Joe never had it this good.
Let's compare and contrast:
Stormshadow killed the Hard Master?
Bullshit retconn doesn't please my beard.
But the action was nice.
It's nice not to remember any of that.
Plus, Garth Ennis wrote this.
What? NO SHIT?! Well hell, I may have to give it a look see.
Incorrect. Warren Ellis wrote it.
Oh, okay. Never mind.
But now Garth Ennis needs to write a cartoon. A child's cartoon.
Warren Ellis is no slouch either!
DAMMIT! I'd had it in my brain that it was so cool because Garth Ennis wrote it. Oh well. Warren Ellis is still pretty cool.
Wouldn't sword wounds, y'know...bleed profusely?
But 5. Snake Eyes is cool.
They don't got time to bleed...
Or the Mature TV Rating either.
Not as good?
The 7th seems an awful lot like the 6th...
Not as fun as the original cartoon, but inevitably better than the movie will be.
so the GIJOE cartoon did a kill bill thing?
at least it was pretty.
That's not exactly a Kill Bill thing, it's an old kung fu cliche.
I should well have assumed. Quintin Tarantino doesn't do original.
8th step is just using a gun.
This is G.I. JOE, you cant hit shit with a gun unless its a vehicle.
I saw one Cobra guy get hit with a laser once. It was glorious. I think it just stunned him.
No matter what they do to Naruto, it still looks ridiculous.