5 for the "college kid food" tag, and his implicit notion that modern farming techniques are inferior to his "feral" nature, because nothing says feral like making tools and speaking English.
Contemplate killing rat
Bitch
Make rat trap
Bitch more
Kill rat
Complain and moan
Skin rat
Put down society
Make fire
Cook rat
Bitch even more
Om nom nom (mouth too full of rat to complain)
I once met a dude named Cheyenne (who was briefly a roommate of a couple of my friends) who is like that too. He also thinks he's ultra-enlightened for taking colloidal gold because "big pharma" doesn't want you to know about it. He also never bathes.
Anyway my friends have nothing to do with him anymore which is definitely for the best.
I love that he comments that if we were living the hunter-gatherer lifestyle that he loves we couldn't support our population. No shit you fuck, that is why we are not all hunter-gatherers.
This guy is shitting all over ten thousand years of human struggle to make it so he didn't have to eat rats. Not to mention parents who worked and scrimped and saved to send his ass to college.
Pretty good field dressing, but honestly, most ethnographic accounts of prepping animals smaller than rabbits usually only involve burning off the fur and mashing the animal to pulp. The meat-matter could then be mixed into a stew and/or baked in with plant mush.
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