This kid's eventually going to get so angry with the world that he's going to shoot someone.

Oh my, that NIV is for queero hippies. Mt KJV is the only truth.

Of course, the closet full of evidence that King James was a queero can simply be denied, and if you bring it up YOU must be the faggot.

Guess I can't trust him to tell me about god. Because he is not the bible, and I cannot learn from him.

It's a sin to have long hair! And women should start wearing veils again!

Stay classy, West Virginia.

Is this church in my living room?

Greenbag road. Groooooss.

Also, it must be great to talk in front of charismatic Christians. They agree with every goddamned thing you say, and they do so loudly.

Also, also, it's too bad that the King James is the only version of the Bible in English. =( I guess the rest are still in Greek and probably now in Arabic. Disgusting!

Basically this as a great video.

The depiction of Christ as a bearded man with long hair originated five years ago in Morgantown, WV.

How dare you mis-represent that imaginary fellow there!

This guy is like the Christian version of an anime fag who can't stand to see their favorite character drawn differently.

This would be West Virginia University in all of its glory.

The thing I most love-- and there is a lot to love-- is the way he kind of spits out scripture quotes like he wants to get it over with.

You know there's another possibility, that his savior is not Jesus Christ, but someone based on Jesus Christ that his sect made up to agree with their beliefs instead of vice versa. BUT NAH COULDN'T BE THAT