I tried putting Crest Gel on a mexican once, he was confused and I was confused why it didn't work and then we just laughed and laughed... ah.... good times.
Maybe with tartar control?
NO WAIT! WITH WHITENING!!!!
Hankbitch: Its better than doing nothing. Right now we're just letting them in our country to get free health care and education. We should do what the Mexicans do for their southern boarder. If any Guatemalans try to get into Mexico they just shoot them. We should do the same with our southern border.