"I put a girl in the hospital and she ended up dying because she had a gun to my back and I beat her up real bad."

I do believe this is going on my favorites list.

AWESOME. Now I know what all the trashy kids from high school were up to all summer.

Worst place, still.

Jersey and Philadelphia are two of the best markets for professional wrestling. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Where was AIDS when you needed it?

Wildwood is like it's own little bizarroland. I don't know anyone who talks like these people and I've lived in NJ for 35 years. When I visited CA people were always asking me why I didn't have an accent. I didn't know what the hell they were talking about.

Was the individual with the mullet at around 0:40 his son or temporary girlfriend? I seriously can't tell.

It's different

It would be unfair to say Wildwood is representative on NJ or North Jersey as a whole, but I have definitely known some of the personalities on display here.

Fuckin' Jersey kids would learn nothin' if it wasn't for Baltimore being right around the block.

how am I the first to point out the need for the "white people" tag?

and ya know its different you can be with some one else and be with them all summer and you know its different.

I must visit this place.

Now I know to just keep on driving.

I spent my summers in Wildwood. This is accurate and amazing.