Chris-chan totally killed Billy Mays.

Deep down, in the bottom of his chubby retard heart, he's loving every minute of this.

Guys, I'm pretty sure this is one time he's actually on the level and not being serious.

Although that medallion around his neck is trying to tell me otherwise.

Ask the people who had something to do with it? Which people and what is it exactly? I know you know something!

chris, sweetie...put down the playstation controller. take off the medallion. get out of your room. start drinking again.

It still baffles me how he has all that fan crap in his room.