That ought to be a tag.

I think he's pretending to be an amusing media personality, like John Hodgman or something.

His chubby sidekick is taking it seriously.

Caminante, I thought you had already heard about Samuel Conway! He wears a lab coat because he has to remind people he's totally a big legit contributer to society and a man of high education, not just the enabler for a few thou'nd people who really ought not to decend upon an innocent and unsuspecting metropolis en mass.

It's his worksona.

Also, unless I'm finally free of knowing these bits of trivia, his alter ego is a cockroach.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Conway

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Someone should tell them the most expedient way to put their <s>best</s> face forward is to burn the fucking panda suit in their closet.

professor farnsworth. try to get that out of your head.

He's a fucking scientist, all right.

The way he dances and prances and minces around the whole point is as hilarious as his voice isn't. The denial and disavowment of X Y and Z evaporates when the next question is "Why was N, who was arrested for X Y and Z, not called out as an X Y and Z'er even after soliciting X Y and Z from minors on your own pages?"

I keep hoping guilt by association doesn't get as bad a rap as racial profiling.