QUEEN OF blah blah blah blah!
right arrow jump jump jump right arrow jump jump right...
Queen of unintelligible squiggly lines!
HEY JAPAN: GET A REAL LANGUAGE.
UR RAIT DOO THEY SHOULD SPEAK AMERICAN JUST LIEK NORMAL PPL DO
I asked mai waifu if she could play SMB that well. "I'm not THAT good" she said. I'm guessing she's looking in a mirror while playing.
|Mike Tyson?! |
I could do this when I was a kid too, damn it.
For some reason I thought it also said "plays without using hands" when I voted for it in the hopper.
Girls don't play videogames. This is all a setup!
what about the small fuzzy blue things from Alpha Centurai?
She even hums along with the victory music. Strangely endearing.
Now, find me a woman who can do the same with Ghost n' Goblins, and you've found mankind's new leader.
Something about my "magic mushroom cap", my "joystick"......blah blah blah.....
I think you catch my drift.
she could stomp on my gooba!
I don't know if you want a SELFISH BITCH accustomed to GETTING RAPED to be your wife.
Sorry, stupid poe-news reference. I'm happier here.
Sometimes that place dissapoints me. Like the current Binro / adoptive parents fight going on. I'm too afraid to start posting with any regularity.
Suffice to say, I assume the inside joke was a reference to the zatojones and Hooper_Xs of the world?
She's a pin-up model, she doesn't work in the porn industry.
Lets see how she could do with my joystick... amirite?
|Albuquerque Halsey |
not impressed: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=38675
-1 because all she did was randomly jump while going right
-1 because for a model she's not that pretty
Her joystick technique is highly unorthodox. And yeah, she's not that cute - classic "average looking gal made sexy because she has the same interests I do" case.
It's actually a protoype multi-function "gynoid" hooked up to the gaming console; the company hopes to have this particular model out and available for retail by the middle of 2010.
Games that require nothing more than punching buttons in a predetermined order are just glorified Simon Extremes.
to kill the fetish right now: pretend she was american, spoke english, and had a bad southern accent.
oh great so she's fat.
thanks a lot. :(
She's cute but unfortunately, japanese porn is as exciting as 2:00
|Caminante Nocturno |
I want to see that video game in a pile next to my bed.
I'm impressed more by her collection then her SMB skills.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
what a whore.
I bet she gives awesome handjobs. Seriously.
OK lady, now it's time for you to do 1-2.
Bitchin 'Stand by Me' poster.
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