|KnowFuture - 2009-07-12 |
WHERE WERE THESE MILITIA PEOPLE FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS?
I will ask that question again and again until I get a satisfactory answer.
They were wondering why nothing happened on y2k, or, failing that, hiding in their y2k bunkers, convinced the world really had ended.
The latter probably emerged to find themselves confused that the world was seemingly unscathed. There could only be one explanation for this - aliens and virtual reality.
They would probably renege on their support of Bush in hindsight and say they were for Paul all along. At least that's the impression I've gotten from the memetics of their comment flooding tactics (That there internet is like the mountains of Idaho, show no mercy in the face of tyranny).
Film school; composing the song; saving up for some new camos.
|zatojones - 2009-07-12 |
today's militias: for those who want to play soldier but are too fat, old or dumb for the real army
Today's militias: for those people who hunt, fish, beat their wives, drink nasty beer, hate niggers, love NASCAR, praise Jesus, and still feel like their lives are missing something.
|Suedeo - 2009-07-12 |
5 stars for rhyming "IRS" and "Happiness" to a snare drum while blurry dudes kneel in the grass with rifles.
|anvill - 2009-07-12 |
1:45: Once more into the breach, dear- oof!
|IrishWhiskey - 2009-07-12 |
Let's say they're right. Lets say the conspiracy theories are true, the country is being run by Freemasons, Gays, Jews, Muslims, Commies, Anti-Christ, whoever.
In what possible scenario will the skills of shooting guns in grassland help take back the country?
If they actually knew anything about the American Revolution they'd know that Washington learned early on that militias didn't do well when standing up to professional soldiers and that he had a much greater chance at victory with his own trained and disciplined army
Working alright for the Taliban.
The taliban is not a militia. It is an ideological driven organization with a militant guerrilla wing. Proper militias are different in that they usually wear some form of recognizable military uniform, have a clear command structure and generally abide by the contemporary rules of war. There can admittedly be a very fine line between a partisan and a militiaman nowadays, but given that these Idaho retards are always on about the constitution and the revolutionary war they fall squarely on the militia side of that divide.
They already adopted the Taliban's guns.
Supplying these militias would be a logistical nightmare: you need boxes of 5.53 for AR-15s, 5.45 for 74s, 7.62 x 39 for 47s, 7.62 x 51 for an HK, .30-06 for an old Garand, and 9mm for somebody with an Uzi or MP5. The guy with a Mauser 88 or Tyoe 97 gets ignored until he borrows someone's AK. And then you've got sidearms.
On the plus side, I think #10 cans of Dinty Moore and bottles of Budweiser are all you'd need for food.
The Taliban tried wearing uniforms for a couple battles, what happened was they all got shot within minutes. When you can't wear a uniform, you may as well dress casual.
|SixDigitDebt - 2009-07-12 |
All I hear when he charges over the hill is LEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYY JENKINS
|takewithfood - 2009-07-12 |
If the Phelps family has taught us anything, it's that uplifting musical accompaniment does nothing to hide a despicable message - if anything, it makes it worse.
Also, if I could rate twice I'd give 5 separate stars just for the title and description.
|Johnny Madhouse - 2009-07-12 |
Goddammit, now I have another thing to explain when people find out where I'm from.
|Syd Midnight - 2009-07-12 |
Nothing makes my American chest swell with pride like the music from a Ford pickup truck commercial.
|Hooper_X - 2009-07-13 |
Seriously, this is supposed to get me pumped to take back AMERIKUH from TH'TYRANTS? This shit is fucking weak. Skrewdriver may be a bunch of goddamned neo-nazis, but at least they kind of rock it out, you know?
|RockBolt - 2009-07-13 |
That's some pulse pounding action there
|Cheese - 2009-07-13 |
Cry Havoc! And let slip the fatties of war!
|Testicles of Doom - 2009-07-14 |
What the fuck does Idaho have to be pissy about anyway?
What, with all those delicious potatoes and all...
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