Jesus.

Is it a penis?

No. God, no, you perv, it's an armchair!

Which is attached to said penis.

Nah, it's a stool, but with legs made of dildos.

And by 'stool' he means 'lfeces'. That's right, poeTV, a log of feces with dildos for legs. Crawling around like a centipede. Anyway, that's what she's supposed to sit on. Ride 'em cowboy.

now i'm REALLY turned on!

no, if I meant that I would have said I got some centipede with dildos thats made of shit to ride.


Since you all need to interpret this, i got a rollercoaster.

Its made of dildos, vibrators, feathers, fur, and some ice that has to be replaced every fifteen minutes. Its a pretty badass ride.

Did the news people realize how fully they had fallen or were they just happy to get free wings and a show?

it's kind of the same thing

it was the sports reporter, he seemed to be enjoying himself.

That's WGN Chicago.

This is actually my favorite morning news. Larry Potash, the anchor has moved up to the more serious noon news. That sports guy is now a co-anchor.

Every day they make jokes about how awful the show is and how low rent the show is treated by management. Yes they make the jokes, but every day their eyes get a little deader.

Hot, it closed down due to lack of business. Back to pretending I'm better than the rest of you.

That's cause there's four people in Vancouver, not because none of them are pervs.

You're in Germany, and you bother going to Hooters?

You have a heroic commitment to the color orange.