it probably wasn't pitched, it was smudged.

I assume that in California there are people who do a job not unlike a stock portfolio manager. We'll call these guys "entertainment brokers". Rich investors give the entertainment broker money, and he turns around and uses that money to find people who will produce for him a product. If he makes the right choices the movie, album or DVD featuring a farm themed yoga course for children that gets produced sells well enough to make a profit. This profit is redistributed to his investors and he keeps a share for himself. To the people who paid for it this thing was probably nothing more than a figure in a ledger, and if didn't make money perhaps the next one will. The fact that in the process of their business our cultural landscape will be littered with the wreckage of things like this abomination makes no difference to them - in the end it's just a commodity.

This was obviously a PBS creation from the 80s, it didn't take much to get it on air.

I have a reputation to uphold.

That's waaaay beyond collage or semi-pro that's full blown major league creepiness right there. I'm going to have flash backs every time I drive past a YoCream or see a cup of Dannon. The stars are for the level of unintentional evil.

1:51 was by FAR the worst

"I will meditate and then milk a cow or two"

Use the linked tag. There are a lot of his videos here and they are great.

Everyone buy the DVD!

ARE YOU SWEEEEEEEEEEEEATING?