This should be left on in the background and occasionally flashing text should read "MOOSE CHILLIN'".

On "Frasier", the Jack Russell terrier's name in real life was "Moose". I have just blown your mind.

-1 for the stupid yapper and honker.

Skip to 2:45 for the boring parts.

95% boring and self-indulgent

Something must be done about the plague of small yappy dogs in suburbs.

5 for his glaciar-quick turning-circle. Reaction time is a factor in this, moose.

-1 cos yappy didn't get stepped on.