No. Oh no.

They'd find more purchase doing a live action remake of porco rosso.

i really dont understand why this is interspersed with clips of them failing terribly at making this movie, but alright.

I want nothing to do with this.

As awesome as the adaptation of Battle Angel Alita is going to be.

What?

This...this is a joke, right?

2:32

I'm not going to watch this.

They had me for about :30, which is a long time to be that horrified.

I like how Damon Packard's entry on Wikipedia is so obviously written by himself.

Oh Gods...