boner Long fingernails is a fetish I could never understand. Especially shit-covered ones.
Camonk The Chocolate Council never really took off the way the Egg Council or those beef guys ever did.
cognitivedissonance Fun fact: The main reason why chocolatier trade organizations have problems is because Forrest Mars Sr. was so viciously paranoid that he forbade any of his heirs to join any, lest they steal his secrets. When you've got the company that owns over 50% of the American chocolate market refusing to join your club, you're kinda screwed.