THEY WERE WEARING TEENIE BIKINIS.

JOURNALISM!

Not even batshit crazy gramma could prepare me for the vomit-inducing lawyer at the end.

What she needs is a crazy grampa.

How is this fucking news? I could see it being news that a local strip club might be employing underage girls, but going to their homes and shit? Jesus...

I love it when local news does its job.

In other news, there were teenage girls in bikinis all over the beach today running around in plain view for free.

Jeeeesus.

Holy shit, that was like some sort of Wushu spinning grip-switch she did at 00:6

I like to keep my hoe by the front door for the same reason.

Is there some rule that all lawyers have to look like embalmed corpses?

Fuck. The lawyer looked like a corpse because he saw some footage of grandma and new she'd be after him next. I'd lose some sleep over that.

Was it just me, or was Grandma's shirt soaked around the neck? Now I'm going to imagine that she sits in her rocking chair all day stroking the hoe; head back, frothing at the mouth.

"That gramma almost hit me with a completely nude ho!"

Everyone knows journalists are vulnerable to gardening implements; they take +5 damage from weapons with the Gardening keyword.

Regardless of the fucked up situation, Grandma had every right to go at them with the hoe. It's called private property. Those reporters probably weren't the first ones to knock on her door because of it.

Besides, I like my strippers at least 16 years old.

"After being nearly beaten with a hoe."

0:16 lady. Just because YOU didn't get hit...

The only way to defend a ho is with one.

The best part about this is the effortless cues from crazy woman attacking people to sleazy erotic dance house representative, without the need for a lot of commentary on the first part.