That voice...

This will be a long and beautiful relationship with PoeTV.

Man, Emo Phillips really likes that old Japanese forklift simulator.

Shenmue flopped, just like his attempts at jokes. It sounds like he's saying FLUHP

Shin-moo.... nope, never heard of it.

I'm 5 starring the voice.

Sounds like a fucking muppet.

someone call xoxak to kick this guy's ass.

It's Pat/Internet Eunuch guy talking about a game nobody really cares about... hmm... you know, I saw on the news that some voters in Afghanistan were getting ears and noses chopped off for voting. Stuff like that happens, but Sega putting a game out is a huge priority.

He inexplicably sounds like someone's Irish (not Scottish) mother, or maybe Graham Norton.

This guy makes Chris-Chan's voice sound like Patrick Stewart.

Your screen name is terribly misleading. I can see you just fine.

RYO DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET

Hell, it doesn't take me 4 minutes to tell you why Sega won't make Shenmue 3:

Because Sega no longer has the resources to throw away on a multi-million dollar vanity project that won't make back anywhere near it's cost-to-make.

Got me at "FLÖPPED."

There's clips on YouTube of English anime voice actors mocking this guy's voice. Apparently this guy is an aspiring anime voice actor who has reputation in the industry for being somewhat of a tool.