This is how the news looks without booze and drugs.

And, man is that some puerile crap that 10 year old me loved.

I would have liked to see this one updated for GWB a few years ago.

I was just looking at this the other day, thinking, "Nah, I won't submit this. I have no beef with Senior, he looks like a fucking genius compared to his son."

If any show needed to be brought back the past 8 years, it was DC Follies.