More noticeable than the joke of Kurt doing terrible songs: That Guitar Hero 5 apparently has so many terrible songs in it.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Heath Ledger is who I meant. You know, because the Joker is dirty and grungy and CGI Kurt has a huge Joker mouth in this video.
I have no idea how Heston got in there.
|Louis Armstrong |
WHO DID THIS!, I WANT THIS ASSHOLES HEAD ON A PLATE. EYES STAPLED OPEN TO SEE THEIR ACTUAL IDEA. The fucking shame. The only way this could get more evil is if Kurt covered "Where Oh Where Can My Baby Be" as done by Pearl Jam. Ye gods!, its worse then songsmith
*sheepish grin*.......*teeth going carnisal, begin to drip venom*RAARRRRRRRGH!!!
*moves paw towards cock*
I kinda feel bad for the guy who actually had to model him into the game. That must have been weird.
Okay, so a skeleton, an Xbox Live Avatar and Kurt Cobain walk into a bar..
This is even better because Kurt inexplicably doesn't have a microphone, so it's like he's just lipsynching.
I assumed they just meant he'd be the singer on the Nirvana track(s) in the game.
What's next, Johnny Cash sings death metal?
The Fame bit at the end works for me.
Kurt shotguns his face in heaven daily.
|Billy the Poet |
Oh relax, you Gen X babies. He's been dead for 15 years. This would be laughing if it were Hendrix or Morrison.
It's funny for me, not a Nirvana fan at all. I hope they put Trent Reznor and Thom Yorke next.
Even as a Thom Yorke fan I'd totally want to see Thom Yorke singing the random shitty 80s rock in Guitar Hero.
|William Burns |
He just LOVED being a commodity!
|Aubrey McFate |
I hold no special love for Kurt, but seeing someone who died fairly recently paraded around like this is, at the very least, really creepy.
Rock Band is better anyways.
dude he died 15 years ago
All five for the Megadeth bit. That was surreal.
In closing, you people must realize that the public owns you for life. And when you're dead, your electronic avatar will be capering like a monkey to songs you probably would have hated.
|Time Travel Mishap |
Well now that this has been created in this timeline I can tell you guys that this was my Time travel mishap. One of them anyways. I accidentally sent this back and Cobain saw it.
Sorry about him killing himself nirvana fans. My bad.
|Maggot Brain |
Heaven isn't cheap you know.
+ a sixth star for the flashing shamrocks on the amps.
This is probably less embarassing than whatever Kurt would be doing if he were still alive today.
Eh. If he hadn't killed himself then, he'd be dead today from an OD or similar anyway. It'd just be more of a "oh, him, yeah" than a OMG KURT LIVES IN OUR HEARTS thing.
His dirty hair and grandpa cardigan remind me what a worthless douche Cobain was.
COURTNEY!! YOU'VE GOT SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO!
The dead are back and they're horrifying digital unkillable viral monsters. Everyone who has ever had a positive emotional response to Guitar Hero is damned.
My understanding is that this is the result of YEARS of legal bickering between Courtney Love, who somehow owns Kurt Cobain's image, and Dave Grohl who controls his catalog.
I don't know what Activision did to finally get Grohl to sign off on this, but I like to picture his reaction whenever he sees it being played.
p.s. that user interface looks terrible
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