and he's still beat by the guy with a birdcage on his shoulder that says "Hey, doll, is this guy boring you? Try me instead! I'm from a different planet!"

Don't be a shit, birdcages can't talk.

Damn my poor sentence structure.

Another five for this.

Also notice he pointed to shlong with both hands. That is a dual-fisted technique common in the east.

how did that make this even funnier? I didn't think that was possible