In my previous life as a freelance artist, may I say this is the worst way to make a logo?

A logo needs to be able to go on everything from business cards to billboards. So taking something that may or may not be copyrighted by somebody else and running it through so many filters that it looks dirty and eclectic, then adding so many fucking colors that it'll cost and arm and a leg to put on a t-shirt, THEN doing the whole thing in Photoshop...

Well, I guess folks get what they pay for here.


P.S. Yes, Wingdings and Dingbats fucking rule.

Snap into a wingding

You know who liked logos?

HITLER.

Holy god, slick and professional.
The filtered falcon (??) really is the stand-out piece.

Many times did I hear "It needs more pizazz!" when I was designing websites. Putting a dozen colours and target reticles and flashing and scrolling and four different fonts in (at the request of the customer) sure makes things better. Throw some random filters on your shitty logo? Sure, it's your money.

He had to finish the logo after he got back from literally going to town. He got a fish sandwich and a new tire for his bicycle while in town, so it wasn't a complete waste.

Elanor, bring me my rage-trousers; it's going to be a busy night