No way. I'd totally hang out at a pub with these guys. I wouldn't say anything, I'd just sit back and let them tell stories. Besides, if you're at the same table as them, they're on YOUR side when the inevitable fight breaks out.
Also, "hootus." man, that's a hilariously great term.
Also also: Raven, the dude in the back, is a full fledged member of Mensa. Strange but true.
The guy just told a story about having a calf suck his hootus, and his DAD SUSPECTED HE WOULD DO THIS, and you don't want to hang out and drink with them? You must just hate, HATE, interesting times.