And back in the day, he kept Consumer Reports under his mattress.

Not if the death squads from corporate get to him first.

This video *is* pretty misleading... and it's length isn't its worst offender.

You get and don't get why this was submitted.

Poetv is only for videos of sensible people who don't spout nonsense! This trash doesn't belong on here!

HEY MAN this is clearly a rating system where stars equal how much you agree with a video. GET WITH IT!!!!!!

NET WEIGHT IS NOT THE SAME AS VOLUME! Fuck the English system for using "ounce" to describe two different properties!

Meanwhile people in Kongo don't grasp what spicy hummus dip is. Because they have no internet nor infrastructure.

I hereby propose "first world problems" as a tag for complaints of this nature.

Soy milk is pretty tasty... I've never had the chocolate though. You may be thinking of rice milk?

Both Silk and 8th Continent make chocolate soy milk; I prefer 8th Continent's. I've noticed that my local Smith's (Krogers) has their own version that tastes decent.

I love how he is indignant over being tricked by packaging. So you didn't notice the dent before you bought it?

... really?

Olive oil is like 12 dollars for a small bottle here.

...and a can of garbanzos is at least 89 cents already at Trader Joe's. Show me where you can get one for a dime, and I'll make sweet love to you forever. You do have a point though, you probably would get more for your money if you do it right.

Stars for fluffy.

You can get a giant bag of the dried ones for much less per unit weight; same goes for olive oil.

It's just like flour, sugar, or laundry detergent. Buy in bulk.

You can get a prostitute for much less than it costs to get married and pay for a wife who stays home and raises your kids

And it's even cheaper to find an orphan girl and raise her on table scraps and faucet water. The only reason more people don't is because we're so obsessed with instant gratification in this country.

There's more to it than that. The tahini has to be "cracked" by adding the right amounts of ice and lemon juice. Getting it the right consistency can take up to an hour, IF you get it right before the mixture gets too watered down/sour.

of hummus doesn't require a whole can's worth of garbanzo beans.

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