If that guy was near my window i would empty an entire clip of ammo on his face alone.

Also, how the hell this guy has a computer, but lives in a shit hole?

I'm amused at how everybody thought he was cool at first until they read the fine print.

The entire part about naked vulnerable turtles scratching at the sky is like a monologue from a Russian novel.

OH WOW! It's like a real life Tom O' Bedlam!

Helooooooo linked tag!

I just realized he isn't wearing a shirt. I wonder if he's peering through a stranger's window while naked.

It's the combination of sounding quite lucid whilst clearly being insane that does it for me. He has a good voice, I mean a classic radio voice, he sounds erudite and sharp, then you listen to the words and realise he's totally fucking cracked, like Resident Evil villain cracked. I want to go drinking with him.

3 stars because Ed still isn't aware that "Oriental" is no longer politically acceptable. 2 because he's old enough to be aware of the original version of "Eeny-Meen."