if i was ever picky, i would be unhappy he didnt try to jump off the car.

but yes, yes for that proclamation.

He posted a video three days ago demanding that if anyone knows an elementary school kid in Frankfurt KY named Clyde Cash to call the cops on him. So I think he's in the middle of some yet to be published trolling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4j3RT2oHjE

I'm pretty sure he already did a video of various poses with the purpose of having people make a mugen character for him. But he somehow only shot himself from the waist up. Or was that someone else?

nvm, it was big al

Not hard to get the two mixed up, both are fat losers with glasses.

I'm not so sure, Chris probably has retard strength which gives him an extra 2d10% strength. Not to mention the 14 year old's -20% strength.

Chris is trying to LARP F.A.T.A.L.
("I look forward to the eventuality of you and me having our sex time together.")