memedumpster Everything Is Terrible actually did a good job of distilling how awful this is.
Riskbreaker So, what kind of shotgun should i use while waiting for the bitch i'm pimpin' to finish his client outside the motel room? Should i make her use tight jeans or really short skirts? Blonde or redhead? How often should i beat her?
memedumpster 1. Mossberg 300 (voted easiest shotgun to saw off and conceal ten years running).
2. Skirts for easier access, may not require motel at all (keeps costs down).
3. Blonde (keeps costs down).
4. Only when necessary or recreational budget allows.
THA SUGAH RAIN your biggest expense is going to be the drugs and alcohol. Youve got to get these girls good and loaded before they head out, and the addiction keeps them on lock.
kingofthenothing 1. own the motel yourself so you have a place to launder money.
2. Sell drugs to your prostitutes so they keep having to work for you.
kingofthenothing Also, you don't want to beat her up too much because most customers don't want beat-up looking hoes. You only use beatings when they've really earned it.