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Desc:Grab your favorite frosty beverage and get set for a wild ride!
Category:Educational, Classic TV Clips
Tags:Teens, jobs, Everything is Terrible
Submitted:dinner
Date:09/21/09
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THA SUGAH RAIN
They're drug dealers. Its a win win win.
Sudan no1
cool.

splatterbabble
Pimpin' ain't easy.
HankFinch
But it can be!

memedumpster
Everything Is Terrible actually did a good job of distilling how awful this is.
Riskbreaker
So, what kind of shotgun should i use while waiting for the bitch i'm pimpin' to finish his client outside the motel room? Should i make her use tight jeans or really short skirts? Blonde or redhead? How often should i beat her?
memedumpster
1. Mossberg 300 (voted easiest shotgun to saw off and conceal ten years running).
2. Skirts for easier access, may not require motel at all (keeps costs down).
3. Blonde (keeps costs down).
4. Only when necessary or recreational budget allows.

THA SUGAH RAIN
your biggest expense is going to be the drugs and alcohol. Youve got to get these girls good and loaded before they head out, and the addiction keeps them on lock.

kingofthenothing
1. own the motel yourself so you have a place to launder money.
2. Sell drugs to your prostitutes so they keep having to work for you.

kingofthenothing
Also, you don't want to beat her up too much because most customers don't want beat-up looking hoes. You only use beatings when they've really earned it.

Camonk
Teen business promoted by forty year olds.
Xenocide
If your TEENBIZ fails, it's because you didn't watch this video enough times. Watch it at least nine times for every year since you've been born.
Man Who Fights Like Woman
If you forget the pager, you'll never know when your clients need a fix. That's how you lose customers!
Rodents of Unusual Size
All that money and he can't afford a haircut.
balistic
"Teenagers"
The Townleybomb
250 bills! BRO! DUDE!
Caminante Nocturno
I want to break that man's neck.

pastorofmuppets
Now I can finally get that video game I want so DAMN MUCH.
boner
for you

YakooMarkTwo
also for you

SRP
Oh hey! Its King Douchbag Mr. Don Lapre himself.

I wonder if these teens started their businesses from their oooooonnnnne bedroom apartment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Lapre
THA SUGAH RAIN
http://www.amazon.com/Teenbiz-Money-Making-Teens-VHS/dp/6305398763
kanyakumari
"def"?

Also: I miss the bottom-half-ripped-off-t-shirt trend.
hammsangwich
I finally got caught cuz my beeper kept beepin
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