Fact: When I was a theater student in college, I studied Hamlet for an entire semester before performing it in my senior year.
Fact: We quoted these particular lines from this movie in between scenes, while miming the action, just to piss off of our director/teacher.
Fact: I regret nothing.

Ford murders an Oldman

Docta Jones! No more parachute!

when you're an A-list actor ready to ham it up, Jerry Goldsmith's got your back

That's what happens when you steal the Millennium Falcon!

Everybody wins with these kinds of movies. Patriotic types feel like they have a renewed sense of purpose, and everyone else gets a good laugh for years to come.

TECHNICALLY the plane belongs to the American people since tax money payed for it Mr. Fancy McPresident Pants.

His entire reelection campaign revolved around this. Fox News still found a way to call him a coward over it.