FUCK YOU MOON! I'M A POLAR BEAR!

"No, really, Khan, the secret of Genesis is polar bears. Wait, where are you going!? KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!"

This is why we don't let Alaskans run things.

This cosmic bear will destroy us all!

Youtube comments:
aylmer666 (6 hours ago)
why is my video getting all this attention all of a sudden?

joewhittles (5 hours ago) 0 Reply
think some guys have put it on a link-sharing site

zegroeg (46 minutes ago) +1 Reply
Your picnic basket of awesomeness has reached the wider vfx community who kneel, ripping the flesh from our faces, in the radiance of its beauty. If we were Superman this video would be Zod to the power of Zod.

It took a while, but it looks like the polar bears finally got their sweet, sweet revenge.

Who said that these jerks were endangered? Obviously polar bears are endangering us-- and they must be stopped.

Was this whole thing written by twelve-year old boys?

"And the bear should go, like, flying through space with fire and lightning and stuff!"

"And things should blow up!"

"The moon! Make him blow up the moon!"

"And when it gets to Earth, it should totally run through a city and smash all the buildings!"

"And then bust through the roof of the arena!"

"Uh, that's great, boys, but what does any of that have to do with hockey?"

"..."

"The...the bear can...have a hockey stick?"

"..."

"Okay, that works for me. Thanks for the help, kids."

This, but with Sarah Palin.

worthless lj:

When I was in college we had a freak spell of -10 degree weather on campus, and the university got shut down. (yeah, sorta pussy, but this was Ohio, and it was March) Since there were no classes, some of us were just wandering around looking for anything to do since there was no snow, just cold.
We were all totally bundled up and ran into a big bunch of guys just wearing matching yellow and blue shorts, trackpants, windbreakers, etc. Nothing more than we would wear if it was 60+. It was the UAF hockey team there to play our school, and they were totally stoked about how it felt like spring to them since it wasn't 40 below.

The next year my brother went to UAF for grad school and got frostbite. The end.

that polar bear slapshotted the fuck out of a satellite

When Earth exploded, a lone polar bear survived, flung into space. The sudden and disorienting inertia caused him to flail about, grasping for anything to stabilize him. What's this? A log? A branch? The bear knows not of hockey sticks, only that it is something to hold on to.

Anchorage Welcomes You...TO YOUR DESTRUCTION

These materia cutscenes are really getting out of hand

THAT PROBE COST 0 MILLION DOLLARS YOU DAMN BEAR

Oooooooooh shiiiiiiit!

The only thing that can stop the bear is Galactus!

Okay, gimme 35 seconds of flags and logos, and then, oh, say...THE STARS EXPLODE. And we'll go from there.

Pretty good representation of hockey, I gotta say.

At Michigan hockey games, during the playoffs, if the visiting team was losing the student section would begin to chant "Warm up the bus! Warm up the bus!" Except if the visiting team was UAF. Then the chant would be "Start the dogsleds! Start the dogsleds!"

Still, good hockey team. And this video almost makes me want to go to an away game there.

Whatever this is, this is the best one.

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr rrrrssss!

Wasn't this a spell from one of those Playstation Final Fantasy games?

They can get a surprising amount of energy from the mass of 1 polar bear.

Watching this is like getting fucked by a benevolent God

PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

WITH YOUR BEAR!