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Desc:News story: http://bit.ly/e6mjV
Category:Crime, News & Politics
Tags:guns, toledo, security camera footage, an armed society is a polite society, Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy
Submitted:Redlof
Date:10/11/09
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Comment count is 39
SteamPoweredKleenex
Is this how people really shoot guns? It seemed to have all the skill and execution of a bad GTA game and a playground game of "cops-n-robbers."
RockBolt
Real life apparently doesn't have auto aim

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
It's probably safe to say these guys don't practice.

SteamPoweredKleenex
I'm just wondering if people learn to jump up and down like that from playing too much "Halo."

Mister Yuck
It reminds me of the first time I played paint ball, when I was still extremely afraid of being shot...

These people are extremely afraid of being shot.

CaptainJesusHood
I KNOW RIGHT WHAT A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS ALL AFRAID OF BULLETS GOING INTO THEM I LOVE PAINTBALL TOO HIGH FIVE

James Woods
Uh, yeah. High five, but I'm pretty sure that Mister Yuck's point was that his experience leads him to believe the explanation for their erratic movement is extreme fear... So, five stars for Mister Yuck.

delicatessen
Short controlled bursts.
Time Travel Mishap
Nobody hurt. 20 feet apart. more shots then I am even going to bother to count and they don't even hit a god damn innocent bystander.


Fucking kids these days cant do anything right.
The Townleybomb
Towards the end, the one guy appeared to be shooting right through is friend and still didn't hit him.

rapsnacks
Trailer Park Boys gun physics!

SteamPoweredKleenex
Curve the bullet!


Caminante Nocturno
This needs old-time piano music.
Gwago
I'm thinking some Yakety Sax myself.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Is there nothing guns can't fix?
Time Travel Mishap
They apparently cant fix the problem of people you want dead not being dead.

Tomas
at least the dude at the end could circle-strafe.
sosage
He probably shoots his fellow players in the back all the time in Left 4 Dead.

TSR
Meerkat style

the_clencher
Why isn't anyone using their Primary? Must be a pistols only match.
andyweak
only in America
CaptainJesusHood
GOOD LORD THESE *AMATUERS* MAKE ME SICK NOT WITH THEIR WANTON DISREGARD FOR LIFE AND PROPERTY BUT WITH THEIR ABSOLUTE LACK OF *SKILLZ* LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING GUYS I PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND IF THAT HAD BEEN ME I WOULD HAVE SCORED 15 HEADSHOTS AND ACHIEVED A MULTIKILL MEDAL
Charles
Jesus Christ. Who opened the retard door here? Go home...

Riskbreaker
I'm actually with CaptainJesus, nothing but videogame comments? Really? Poetv, i am dissapoint.

mcsancherson
5 stars go to charles, for the temerity to say "who opened the retard door" like that is a respectable burn somehow

sosage
Your comments are being monitored by the Internet. BRING YOUR A GAME JOKES

SteamPoweredKleenex
@mcsancherson: You expected real-life tales of being in shootouts or something?

socialist_hentai
orangutan strafe! shoot! orangutan strafe!
lolcoolj
And just like any other major incident in Toledo, the cops probably got there 15 minutes later or told them on the phone they were "Really busy tonight, please be patient" So glad I moved away from that shithole.
Hooper_X
My favorite part of this is how you can pinpoint the EXACT moment the first gun is drawn.

Actually, no. My favorite part is the guy who tries to roll across the pool table and doesn't quite manage it.
JimL2
My favorite character in this play is the beefy bald guy who barges in, gun drawn, at 00:11. When he sees the other party has a gun too, he throws himself under the pool table, fires off all his rounds within ten seconds while humping the floor, and then crawls back out the exit. He probably didn't even know any of these guys.
zatojones
Fools did break themselves.
zatojones
also The YouTube comments are as hilarious as you'd expect

kingarthur
Possible titles for this video:

1. Guns Don't Kill People.
chumbucket
I like how the wrassle fight goes off camera to the right and then the "ay ay ay" seems to signal gun draw by the bar patrons' reactions. These guys seem to have invented firing pistols "from the hip"
Architeuthis Tux
Since everyone is so bothered by the videogame references, here, let me offer you poetry for poetv.

A thousand angry bees
hurled cacophony, sulphur stinging nothings
the leap and prattle, the scuttle and gyre
Masculinity -- that Polynesian navigator who dangles
stretched taut over the dimming longboat night
Looked through that door

And left in his car.
Monty Cantsin
Nice poem.

j lzrd / swift idiot
more poetry:

OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I THOUGHT THEY COULD SHOOT THEIR GUNS
LIKE A BASKETBALL!
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