Five figure damage... Yep...

I've missed Ulillillia.

WHY

seriously how does even a asperger's case rationalize this

does he wake up in the morning and brush his teeth and mentally go over how he's going to shoot birdmen for 8 hours straight

there's not even the competetive oneupsmanship of online games

what if someone got him a weight set and said "it's like grinding but at the end you get your dick sucked"

He has the gambits off? He's going around killing such petty monsters by taping the (x) button over and over and over for hours to no end? The great thing about the gambit system is that you could just leave the control taped with something and let the characters grind against this kind of enemies. But actually doing it manually? We're not in the 90s anymore dammit, what a crazy fucker.

i'm drunk.

He's not even doing it right. There's a set of two really strong monsters in a zone next to where he's grinding that you can destroy with limit breaks, save, heal, and repeat that give huge amounts of XP.

OK I skipped almost all of that because I have no idea what's going on, but is he really going to kill those bird things for thirty five more hours?

He's got a book out now: The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters.

It's fantastic.

i don't play these games or know what they're about, but i find his voice so soothing for some reason

If someone would just remove the damn mirror by the front door, he could get out of there.

Ulillillia reminds me of myself and it scares me.

Too bad he doesn't play MMO's, I think he would love Lineage 2

He only plays games to break games.

He spent 40 hours leveling a character up and he ignores items so that he can save 10 seconds walking to the next point where he can continue leveling the character up.