Keefu didn't like it. That means it must be good, or at least above his level of comprehension.
|wtf japan |
5 for the end.
Also, the nasty origin of beating swords into plowshares is the Bible--and no, it wasn't talking about the anti-Christ.
Glenn Becks paranoid rant about communist imagery was already on here and Keith Olbermann's hammieness doesn't really add anything.
Between the two of them it's like some sort of douchebag black hole.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I want to see Keith Olbermann dance.
I want to see Olbermann and Beck in a caged bitchfight.
It would end in a passionate embrace.
FEAR EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE MAY ACTUALLY BE COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA.
Fear: Powering the Republican party since the 1950's.
So, capitalism is good, but one of America's defining symbols of capitalist industry, Rockefeller, was secretly turning America into a Communist Facist Hellhole?
Glen Beck has a wife, ladies and gentlemen. There is a vagina that his penis erupts in without the use of force.
It's important to remember Beck doesn't really believe all this bullshit, at least not in the sense sane people use the term "believe."
Beck has found his calling as a fear-mongering bullshit spouter and knows that it pays the bills and pays them reliably. However, he is also lazy and a former (very terrible) comedian, so his easy way to fame and fortune is by spouting garbage and then pulling the card of "Oh, I'm not an expert or anything just a CRAZY NORMAL GUY WONDERING WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN THIS HERE WORLD!" He blankets himself in a visible, obvious, forced ignorance and atmosphere of someone fumbling around for "the truth" because it gives him an easy out when people call him on his bullshit. He dons an "Everyman" disguise. This is what makes his fans so pathetic...they KNOW they're trolled and fucked with and that he relies on their stupidity for his income, but they do it anyway because they've been conned into thinking that allying themselves with this guy puts them in some political outsider status; that they WON'T BE TOLD WHAT TO THINK as they are told exactly what to think.
In a way he has it better than O'Reilly and the rest because he doesn't have to do any "research", he just does this same bit over and over. It's the two minutes hate, it doesn't need to be real.
Actually, for those who fear progress, the threat itself is very real. I mean, if nothing else, there's the second law of thermodynamics to contend with. Shit don't stay the same. Beck doesn't have to be right in fact, he's right in principle. The world is changing and it's scary.
It's actually a loveless, sexless marriage.
I can assure you she wasn't a lady until shortly before being shipped out of Thailand at the tender age of 14.
Stars for Adam West at 1:33.
And it bears repeating that "swords into ploughshares" comes from the Bible. You know if they were ever to knock it down Beck and his kolobite buddies would be up in fucking arms.
Id like to thank Glen for that authentic frontier jibberish.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Why are there two people making out on Bill O'Reilly's poster?
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Eh. Ten minutes of "news" airtime spent on this is awesome at not passing health care, getting out of wars intelligently, rolling back the patriot act, etc.
Also, Beck's rant was a lot better uncut.
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