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Teams in the Philippine Basketball Association: -Alaska Aces (not located anywhere near Alaska) -Barako Bull Energy Boosters (formerly the Red Bull Energy Kings) -Burger King Whoppers -Coca Cola Tigers -Purefoods Tender Juicy Giants (sexy.) -Rain or Shine Elasto Painters -San Miguel Beermen -Smart Gilas -Sta. Lucia Realtors -Talk n' Text Tropang Texters
Holy shit. You weren't making that up.
sweet jesus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purefoods_Tender_Juicy_Giants
The Beermen are currently running away with it this season with an 11-3 record. CocaCola is suckin wind with a 6-8.
5 stars for these incredible team names.
Took until 0:20 to be sure the commentary was in English.
Smart Gilas
I was almost expecting Triple H to run in with a sledgehammer for the save.
5 stars for bringing to my attention that the Philippines has basketball at all!
The Phillippines has everything we have, only it's all cheap knock-offs
So then what do their Central Park knock-off watch vendors sell?
Watches from North Korea.
If you're playing for a team called the "Burger King Whoppers," in a league where the basket posts are sponsored by KFC, how can you have enough dignity left to be upset when someone heckles you?
Because at least you're not a player for the Talk 'n' Text Tropang Texters. Those fucking assholes.
That's a good question. Now let's go live to Citizens Bank Park for game 5 of the NLCS!
Ask NASCAR drivers.
Ever see a sandwich that could take a bite out of you?