It would make more sense if they landed secretly in cities.

Dont you guys know? The lizard men have been on this planet for centuries!
They run the NWO, EVERY news network, HAARP weather control centers, the Catholic church, the posstal service, Chuck E Cheese, Hardees, blah blah Blabbergasm.

That's because no one will believe someone who lives in Nome Alaska. The aliens know this. They watched the electoral debates, and they're like fuck, we're going to ALASKA!

Rich kids with nothing to do. Buzzing around unsuspected people making bleep bleep noises.

stars for teh Mousr

That's why I eat at Dairy Queen, timid.

And because their moo-latte is the same color as a mu-latto.

Tell me more!

It was clearly Niblog, an outlying and landlocked suburb of Nome.

-1 star for no alien chestburster popping out of that guy.

Uh I think you mean "Nilbog", the city of the goblins. Which would make sense because aliens are sort of goblins.

Nibolg! The city of blood.

Globin!

as in hemo-

You're a hemo.

a hemoszechuan, perhaps

I thought the Heaven's Gate cult did that.

Cutting off your balls and drinking cyanide tends to reduce the fan base for any hobby.

You don't like almonds?

she totally lost my suspicion of disbelief by admitting she was acting. normally she's really good at that.

"suspicion of disbelief"

Jesus.

Not unless this escalates to an encounter of the 5th kind.

Is it too late now?

Most of us lost our desire to probe Milla after Ultraviolet.

Fifth Element did it for me

I would still probe her. with my penis.


If you catch my drift winkwinknudgenudge

Not true, she hasn't done anything hot lately but she could.

It's, you know.

Possible.

Cha-ching.

CURSE THAT SCARY OWL!

I did five minutes of research, and basically the 'true story' is that lots of people disappeared in Nome. The FBI came down to investigate and found it had something to do with alchohol, or something.

The doctor in the movie played by our Milla is made up.