Someone get this duck a Tabla.

no one has rated this yet because no one wants to listen to the aflac duck

Maybe the duck could join Stomp.

We have a couple of ducks hanging around outside our place. The boy duck is weird because he looks a lot like a girl duck in terms of colouring. He is pretty tough though - I saw him kick the duck ass of this other boy duck that was going after his woman. I think he got winged by a car because he was limping for a while, but he's okay now.

I hope you liked my story!

If only I knew Morse code, I could communicate with you, duck.

"Come out, Neville!"

I think it's fighting it's own reflection.

They ... are .... evolving

That's one swingin' hep cat duck, man.