5 for this and 2 invisistars for the submitters name

(British Army WWII era song, to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March/Bridge On The River Kwai Whistling Tune/Comet It Makes You Vomit:)

Hitler
Has only got one ball
Goehring
Has two but they are small
Himmer
Has something sim'lar
But poor old Goebbels
Has no balls
A'tall!

CHECK THIS ASS, HUH?!

Nice transition.

Carlin is great but this isn't.

Dogs are like this but cats are like this.