Oh, Binro. I've never seen a more botched Voight-Kampff examination.

Of course, baby birds' whole survival depends on their appearances making their parents want to vomit.

I voted it up because I think they are cute.

Those are not birds. Those are baby barnacles.

I love how they just EXPLODE out of the hole.

Look down and see your tits.

AWWWWWW. Cutesplosion right there.

We need another video to link the Adorrible tag.

Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes

I'd hate to be a bird. You spend a hard day at work shitting on cars and then you get to come home to this.

I like how it takes them perhaps less than a second to go from a dormant mass into a chirping hellblossom.

I like how they look like they're wearing minstrel makeup when their beaks are shut.

As a friend said when I showed him a newly hatched parakeet, "That's the kind of thing you expect to see in Hell. That's the kind of thing you expect to see in DOOM. If I didn't know what it was I'd scream and stomp on it.|

Birds used to build nests inside the roof of my old house's carport and baby birds would often fall out and land in the driveway. Usually they'd die but when they survived it was quite horrifying to find them squirming and screaming in the driveway.