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If Loony Tunes taught me anything, it's that pelicans are asses.
Man, how freaky would it be to spend your last moments in a pelican pouch :(
You know one of those surviving chicks who watched this happen is going to grow up to be some sort of mass pelican murdering super villain.
Yummy.
One of my fondest memories from childhood is my dad being bitten by a goose and him turning around and decking it. Fuck large birds, look how evil this shit is.
Gotta be one of the the weirder way to go.
I really hate pelicans. But I really REALLY hate seagulls (and terns and other flying sea rats), so this is akin to Rush Limbaugh raping Glen Beck. Hence the five stars.
Gannets are better than gulls. But they're not Boobies.