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Desc:Everyone's favorite chubby knife salesman executes wildlife. NSFwater buffalo, good taste.
Category:Horror, Nature & Places
Tags:Hunting, fatties, cold steel, look at all the evil, this isnt ogrish
Submitted:pineapplejuicer
Date:11/23/09
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Comment count is 25
dichotic1
Anyone else think of Oregon Trail while watching this?
pineapplejuicer
right at :30-:31 i was thinking "BOOM! headshot."

simon666
deichotic1 dies of typhoid fever.

Also, this man is a lousy human being. 5 for evil.

dichotic1
simon was bitten by a rattlesnake.

GravidWithHate
Water Buffalo and Pigs/boars are not native species to Australia AFAIK, which is about the only thing that makes this acceptable to me in any way.
Colonel Cowlung
This video makes it look like a fat man ran around an enclosed pen stuffed with captive animals and SHOT EVERY FUCKING THING HE COULD SEE. It's like he's a real-life MMORPG power-leveling bot, not even stopping to loot his kills. Shoot an animal, run away to the next animal, rinse, repeat. Then catch a chopper to the next mob camp.
BillFisto
Well, maybe his bags are full, or he can only carry 400lbs of meat.

Squeamish
Well, yeah. I mean, he only has two boots with him to carry the meat, after all.

Dr Dim
Not my idea of fun but if he wants to come here and pay to kill pest animals (which buffalo and pigs are), good luck to him. The meat won't be wasted, I'm not sure I really see the problem to be honest.
heyitslozeau
What's evil about this?
pineapplejuicer
i didnt at all mean to call the hunting evil. watch the other cold steel videos and get a feel for the personality of "the ultimate hunting machine" there.

Suedeo
This video might look like mass murder, but I watched this twice and here's the score:

Stage 1 (Before the Helicopter)

Feral pigs: 11
Giant moose lookin' thing with horns: 7

Stage 2

Feral pigs: 12
Horned Meese: 3

Killing 20+ feral pigs in Australia is a noble task. The biggest problem is that he isn't shooting "cute" wild rabbits which are the #1 pest to AUS Agriculture (pigs #2).

http://www.environment.gov.au/biodiversity/threatened/publicat ions/tap/pig.html

I don't know a thing about those horned animals he's blowing away.
Goofy Gorilla
I think if you are going to hunt, then an instantaneous death on the part of the hunted animal is a humane and desirable aesthetic.

Rabbits oink just like pigs when cornered, Fun fact!

gambol
There's just a pile of bodies around him by the end.
yourmother
Frankly I just think it's funny that you can see his fat ass lumbering around in the video and he still has the audacity to call himself "the ultimate hunting machine." Kraven the Hunter you are not, sir.
glenn
The real-life Kraven is also a fat guy wearing denim shorts. Live with it.

memedumpster
Loses a star for not being a boomerang.
infinite zest
I remember ordering one of these DVDs about a year ago after seeing a video on here. Upon receiving it I was like "holy shit now these assholes know my address." Since then I've moved and have made no attempt to update any of my forwarding information from the USPS
godot
To the hunters:
Isn't it a good deal more difficult ensuring a head-shot or loading a large enough charge to ensure a one-shot kill with a handgun (rather than scoped longarm)? At what point would this become an ethical a problem for you: hunting with a small-cal Derringer?
Lazer Chachi
Lynn C. Thompson, ULTIMATE BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER OF SHOOTING PIGS AND HORNED THINGS IN THE HEAD WITH A LOUD-ASS REVOLVER.

Or maybe not.
Syd Midnight
Lynn C. Thompson's FUCK YOU NATURE

dicktatortot
Running around and shooting things in an enclosed area, even if it's large is not really hunting. It's sport which I personally do not approve.

Hunting is going out into the woods/forest tracking your prey and taking a shot. Then probably tracking it again because it fucking ran off. Point is it's more challenging than being some wanker running around a predetermined enclose outcome. There is no challenge.

I say we put him in a pen and "hunt" him. Now that would be good fun.
athodyd
Steps to becoming the Ultimate Hunter:

1) Wear embarrassing shorts

2) Shoot animals that aren't moving
Caminante Nocturno
This explains all the skulls and dead bigs in his videos.
Burnov
He looks like a giant asshole just running around blowing away placid game animals that are obviously habituated to human presence.

As far as shooting animals is concerned it really depends on the circumstances.

In either 2005 or 2006 in the province I live, there was a cull ordered for 10,000 deer because they were breeding like flies and increasing the proliferation rate of chronic wasting disease amongst game animals.

Its one thing to cull a population of animals so as to stem the spread of a disease that thrives with overpopulation, its entirely another to go around senselessly blasting away animals that are only a couple rungs away from being farm animals due to their acclimation to human beings.


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