The space marines from Aliens meet a bunch of blue Ja Jar Binks: The movie

I am going to start MY drinking when the first Sage Character is introduced. Thanks Joseph Campbell!

Riskbreakers description sounds awesome... until you learn which side is supposed to be the heroes

I thought this was paying homage to Internet fan fiction furry porn this whole time. You mean it isn't?

I'm from the future. I don't have to imagine it.

Eh, you guys are too young for that movie. We had other interesting things when I was young, like Bell Biv DeVoe, and Perfect Strangers.

TOO YOUNG FOR FERN GULLY?!

I remember Fern Gully. I had sex in the house of one of the 2D animators of Fern Gully on New Year's Eve 2000. True story.

baleen, every post you write makes me more intrigued. Or maybe afraid. Either way, it's kinda hot.

Whoa, whoa, too young for fern gully...how old are you people?! or young rather. Getting creeped out.

AvaTARD amirite?!?

eh?

yeah..??

uh

good metaphor.

what metaphor

Bash Ironscrotum, Specialist

Big McLargehuge, Supply Sergeant

Penis McPenispenis, Penis

Flog Deadhorse, Smurfwrangler.

Bob Johnson, Blue Man #2

klint where the fuck is big mclargehuge from? that was one of my buddy's D&D characters name

It's from the MST3K version of Space Mutiny.

oh shit! Those are real people! Is Lang a cartoon corpse in real life too?

Seems to be more about taking over people's shit without asking.

Is there any point anymore, though? Iraq proved we don't even need a reason. Why would we suddenly have a conscience about this sort of thing, because they're blue?

Are movies studios *that* out of touch with reality?

Actually, this movie is sorta from the 90s: James Cameron planned it out then, and it ended up in development hell until just recently.

Wait, when he's in the weight room thats a real person? Right? RIGHT? OMG MY MIND.

Also: You know I generally watch and enjoy every movie involving space marines. I enjoy militaristic future space-empires. This movie however, looks clearly to suck. Also why not just neutron bomb them from orbit? Thats what a real space-marine does. Pussies.

They're not animated. The entire movie isn't CG, just the Navi characters and most of the backgrounds and setting. The humans are just normal filmed actors on sets for the most part.

That's why it looks so much worse, putting live people next to this World of Warcraft cutscene garbage.

It'll make some money, surely it'll pass the 0,000,000 mark...but it'll have help from the inflated ticket price of digital 3D features. It will not, however, have longevity. It'll make it's money in the first two weeks, and then fade away... and not in the good "The Abyss" cult film status way.

UPDATE 01/2010

Remember when we were this optimistic?

Excuse me , it did well

It looks like absolute shit. I can take dumb - I love dumb! - this is painfully earnest dumb trying to look smart and Important.

Especially as they would only have to obliterate one of the alien villages, then bring up that incident whenever making negotiations with the other villages.