We need to figure out something to get these people's minds off of politics. They liked Hee-Haw, right? Let's try to get that back on the air.

which specific policies of her's do you support? um... freedom?

The first time in a really long while that any of these people has seen the inside of a book store. It's been even longer since any of them has actually seen the business parts of a book.

Before Sarah used that fetid medium for something useful, the book store was just a place to buy some quick Christmas gift for that nerdy nephew or dykey cousin with a head full of ideas.

They had to have hired the guy in the Steelers jacket for...I don't know. I can't think of some reason why but they had to have.

So many of these supporters talk in the same way Palin does, and in the way Miss Teen South Carolina did before her. They use long, run-on sentences full of disconnected sound-bites and non-sequiters to create a false sense that they've actually said something. However, there's no actual content to their speech. It's just word-vomit.

“Definitely more cost efficiencies and… um… limit spending, and ‘cap-and-trade’ and all that. Um… I… I… I don’t know too much about it, but… a lot of it’s just the whole… like… too much spending for… it sounds great on paper, but a lot of people are going to suffer in the end.”

DEMOCRAZY!

Not even the good American people are safe from the liberal media's ruthless gotcha journalism!

I made it to 2:30 before I had to stop listening.

THAT SPENDING SHIT BELONGS ON FUCKING MARS, MAN

What really stinks is that asking someone a specific question that might show they've actually THOUGHT about an issue and what their candidate has said they'd do about it is considered "gotcha" politics by the right wing these days. Apparently, it's unfair to ask perfectly reasonable questions these blowhards should be able to answer if they truly support their positions (or even know what they are). "Special needs" politics... sigh...

"Limit Spunding."

I laughed pretty hard when that fat beardo in camo lamented about mediocrity in America at 4:00. That moment was the full monty of irony.

NEWS AT ELEVEN-- Man in Steelers jacket drawls about Palin presidency. Is he the next Nostradamus? Tune in later to find out.

First we must get rid of the czars. This is America. Who let all those Russian monarchs in? Liberals will get away with anything if you let them.

"... we're just another country."

A breakthrough!

Man, I can't even bring myself to watch these videos anymore. They're too fucking depressing. Here's five stars for the sheer intimidation factor of these people's ignorance. They are literally so stupid it's scary.

"I don't know enough about her policies" "I don't know" "I don't know" "I don't know"

Are these the same people who keep bitching about "how much do we REALLY know about Obama?"