kingarthur - 2009-11-27
This came on tv at the exact same time I noticed the link to this clip. Oooooooeeeeeeeooooooooo. Mind TAKER.
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Ashenblade - 2009-11-27 I had this in the hopper about sixty seconds after I saw it on TV
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teethsalad - 2009-11-27
THIS IS WHAT FREEDOM IS
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gotterdamm - 2009-11-27
Terrorists hate our freedom... tray.
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baleen - 2009-11-27
LIEBURAL TRAYTORS
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theSnake - 2009-11-27
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
HOW MANY HOT DOGS I CAN CARRY AT ONCE
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Riskbreaker - 2009-11-27
The perfect device to carry all the food-ammo you need for your future heart attack.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-11-27
so bitch can drive a mini-van but can't pass soda pop without causing a fucking disaster.
i would feel safer about that woman being allowed to drive if i had one of those freedom trays
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manfred - 2009-11-27
By Jingo, why does the hostess have a commie foreign accent?
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catpenis27 - 2010-10-24 I noticed the same thing, that woman sounds like she's desperately fighting a German accent.
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Aelric - 2009-11-27
So, a tray then? You are selling a tray. It's just a tray.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2009-11-27
Imagine working at a drive-thru and having someone drive up with a Freedom Tray.
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StanleyPain - 2009-11-27
If you order one now, you get foam holders for drinks...FREEDOM HUGGERS.
(no, I am not making that up)
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Ashenblade - 2009-11-28 No he isn't.
http://freedomtray.com/
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RomancingTrain - 2009-11-29 If freedom hugger is a euphemism for mad anaconda then I can get behind this.
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RockBolt - 2009-11-28
If you can't carry standard cardboard drink carriers without flipping them upside down, I don't think a slightly bigger plastic version is going to halp
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socialist_hentai - 2009-11-28
what's a "tail-gate" party?
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baleen - 2009-11-28
It's an American type of "party" wherein a bunch of boring rednecks get in their cars and tailgate one another. They usually drive around really close to one another (tailgating), then stop somewhere, like a parking lot or a field, whereupon they get drunk and eat hot dogs. That's all it is.
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memedumpster - 2009-11-28 That's all that it is until you get drunk, then a phenomenon known as "doing doughnuts" occurs wherein the trucks are driven really fast in circles in an attempt to intentionally lose traction for the purpose of throwing the passengers from the back and into the field or parking lot. Being thrown from the back of a spinning truck is a type of baptism and rebirth ritual.
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kennydra - 2009-11-28
Its the fucking graphic that kills me.
WHOOOSH.
FREEDOM TRAY.
FUCK YEAH.
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The Townleybomb - 2009-11-28
This actually looks like a pretty nice and well-designed tray. If I was so hopelessly clumsy that I couldn't be trusted to carry a couple of hotdogs around, I might well consider making it my go-to tray.
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kwash - 2010-09-15 I can't believe you actually need a "go-to" tray.
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Syd Midnight - 2009-11-28
It's a trough for Americans
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Enjoy - 2009-11-28
My email to info@freedomtray.com:
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Dear Freedomtray,
I would like to order but can you confirm that no part of the tray is made with Saudi oil? I noticed the Freedomtray was made from plastic and I wanted to be sure the country behind the attacks on 9-11 were not benefiting from this sale.
Regards,
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I'll let you know if they reply.
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pastorofmuppets - 2009-11-28
Am I the only person who cringes whenever someone says "the big game" in an ad?
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notascientist - 2009-12-20
Fox News, 2077.
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bluiker - 2010-02-12
I want someone to make a looping song of the "fries on the floor, soda on the seat" part.
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pastorofmuppets - 2011-04-13
The inventor's name is Johnny Cannon.
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