I lost my shit at "IT'S JUST LIKE PLAYIN' VIDEO GAMES!"

I counted a lot of things to make fun here: Kid Rock, nascar, Alex Jones, miliary propaganda, shit music.

It's like a goddamn candy store here!

glorious

YOU'LL TELL ME TO TAKE PROZAC

NASCAAAARRRRRRR PARTYIN'

fuck this

Man, just the video itself is so full of *overcompensatiing for something* that it stands as mockery just on its own.

At least its more cheerful than the alternative version of the trailer. The one where the soldiers run over the kid, because stopping would get them all killed in a planned roadside bombing and ambush. Or the other version featuring a football player from the Cardinals.

I like this new direction Rush Limbaugh is taking.

Then we're gonna inject you with cancer viiiiruuuuus!

You can feel disdain for Jones even as he is disdaining Kid Rock and Nascar, while also disdaining Kid Rock and Nascar. It's a disdain trifecta.

There are plenty of real reasons to tell people not to join the military, without making shit up.

wow, way to ruin a perfectly retarded thing.