As always, the sight gags make these. I wouldn't put baby eating past Mitt Romney.

Zombie reagan? I approve.

I wasn't impressed until the punchline, obvious as it should have been.

8 out of 10 principles fellas. Eat or be eaten.

Damn close to the plot of one of my favorite JG Ballard short stories! ("The Secret History Of World War III")

Infant implicated in day-care stabbing to be tried as toddler.

It'd be far cheaper to just keep digging up the victims of 9/11.

That sure was a setup...

Brilliant.

He is now immune to critical hits. Good luck to whomever makes an attempt on his life this time around.