Slam Jam, thank you ma'am!
There it is!
It's right there.
I already told you where the hoop was.
|Caminante Nocturno |
When this movie first came out on video, a couple of friends and I rented it with the intention of giving it a good riffing, or MSTing as it was known back then. It took less than ten minutes for us to realize we had bitten off a Hell of a lot more than we could chew.
|William Burns |
This movie has the worst soundtrack possible. Fact.
I have a friend who loves this movie. We let him out of the shed once every few years or so.
He got the basketball jones...
I got the basketball jones oh baby
Ah, the spiritual predecessor to Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.
Nineties revival any day now.
Everyone will dress like in Hackers.
If we can have the Clinton economy back, I'm down with dressing like the movie Hackers.
there was a fat girl in my middle school who wore a space jam tshirt almost everyday. here name was tasha.
work that body, work that body!
make sure you don't hurt nobody!
In high school I took a date to this movie with the explicit intent of sitting in the back and trying to cop a feel. (the theater in our hometown only had one screen, and pretty much existed entirely so high school kids could sit in the back and make out)
Fifteen minutes in, the film broke and we were all issued refunds.
In retrospect, it was probably for the best.
I loved this movie when I was 8.
14 years later, not so much.
|joffe b |
who do you think was the least motivated in this? Bill Murray, Danny DeVito or the animators?
i am a senior english major at a university in pennsylvania. this semester i'm doing a research seminar, a class in which there aren't really any quizzes or tests, just tons of reading and the expectation to produce about a 50 page paper at the end. the topic is American Indian Removal and we studied many different texts, one of which was the Life of Black Hawk.
the professor was attempting to explain the significance of the medicine bag in the sauk indian tribe. whoever held the medicine bag was recognized as the chief, but when Black Hawk's father passed it on to him, he took the new young chief aside and told him the bag was a ruse; the true power of the chieftain comes from within. the class was having some difficulty grasping this concept until a hand in the back of the classroom shot up:
"so you're saying it's like Michael Jordan's water bottle in Space Jam?"
"No, no it's not..." her usual smile hit the floor as she realized her entire 30 year field of study was about to be reduced to a Space Jam analogy. in an exasperated tone:
"Okay...it's like Space Jam."
one of my happiest moments in academia.
I feel her pain. And then I immediately thought "No, you dumbass, it's like the magic feather in Dumbo."
This is the funniest thing ever.
Come on and SLAM! And welcome to the JAM!
Come on and SLAM! If you wanna JAM!
All my stars for the video description which I read aloud in my best puzzled black dude voice.
Remake this with Nicolas Cage, nao.
You're not Charles Barkley! You're just a wannabe who likes like 'em! Sorry.
Break Out! You shouldn't even be here! Be gone! Wannabe! Be gone!
J-Jam! All in yo face!
Wassup?! Just feel the bass!
|punch drunk babies |
This movie is like pg, right? So no chaos dunk?
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