Where do I type my credit card number please?

Horses don't tolerate that sort of foolishness.

She took such care to avoid his junk only to get it in the end

Screw the fetishists, this is hilarious

she liked it.

More like peek-a-poo!

and I only thought hippos could shit in self defense.

My eyes are rolling out of my head. Aussie Funniest Home Videos.