Happeh Theory - Masturbation will make you blind. And Crippled.

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Comment count is 19

KnowFuture

- 2009-12-20

At this point I would like to thank my faithful servant who takes dictation for all my smart-assed comments on this site and on POE-news.

themilkshark - 2009-12-20

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=40485

memedumpster - 2009-12-20

I don't think I can sit through two hours of another two minute video. There is just two much boring for the crazy to be worth it.

memedumpster - 2009-12-20

Too much boring, I mean. I am under the effect of this video.

memedumpster

- 2013-11-11

I'm memedumpster from the future, you're a retard, past-memedumpster, this video gets five stars.

phalsebob

- 2009-12-20

If his theory were correct, I should look like an Igor.

Charles

- 2009-12-20

YT Comment:

"alfinator07:
well it has been recorded tht a guy went guy looking at soft core porn for 3 seconds"

(I think he means "a guy went gay")

Timothy A. Bear

- 2009-12-20

Imagine Happeh Theory videos YouTube-Doubled with anything by Devo.

pastorofmuppets

- 2009-12-20

He has at least three blogs dedicated to this topic: http://masterofbation.blogspot.com/

Of course, if he jacked it now and again it would probably go a long way toward curing that crazy. He and RavenGaigeSmith3 need some informative pamphlets sent to them.

pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-20

Wait, it's more like 6 or 7. Do not go to happeh.com.

pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-20

(it's very NSFW, obviously)

memedumpster - 2009-12-20

I am now convinced that all of this is fake, which makes it kind of uninteresting.

pastorofmuppets - 2009-12-20

I went back and forth on this too. My current thinking is that he's too prolific and unfocused to be a troll.

memedumpster - 2009-12-20

I must admit, I like the idea of someone so sincere in their warnings that they don't see the effect of putting a large, black, schlong on their website about it.

BorrowedSolution - 2013-11-28

Wow, you guys are still coming back to this video? I'm kind of touched. Pretty sure this guy's not a troll, for the reasons pastor noted.

mashedtater

- 2009-12-21

his face looks just like my mothers when her bell's palsy kicked in.

charmlessman

- 2009-12-21

That's why I use both hands!

Bort

- 2009-12-21

Dammit, Happeh Theory Guy, when people lose control of one side of their body because they "had a stroke", that's not what they're talking about.

kanyakumari - 2010-12-11

Did he learn English from Extranormal.com?

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