I can't wait until every piece of clothing is just a long sheet of fleece with a hole in it.

or hey, buy a fucking turtleneck

It looks great with any jacket or coat! But whatever you do, don't take your jacket off in the presence of others. Or the game is up. Necky!

First the Snuggie, then the Necky... I was hoping technology in the 21st century would follow more along the "__________ 3000" rule. This is just pathetic.

So this is a modified fleece dickey?

Keeps your wattle warm.

Needs an Isadore Duncan reenactment to really sell it.

I will wear this while I use my EZ Cracker.

Protects from colds but will it protect me from anal warts?

If you're confounded by scarves you don't need a necky. You need a goddamned remedial class on NOT BEING A FUCKING MORON

I was hoping to see one that looked like a white medical bandage with swaths of blood soaking streaks along the neck.

Necky is amazing. It is the perfect antidote to the scarf-wearing hipster army and it doubles as a bib - heck, with the leopard print you wouldn't even need to wash it!
I am going to order one of these, and I am going to wear it without a jacket, dammit.

All of the things that aren't completely tasteless have already been invented. Luckily, we have Barnum's law, which will allow the US to remain an economic power for decades to come.

The Fourth Doctor wouldn't be caught dead in a Necky.

or you could zip your fucking coat up all the way.

Like neckties and bumper stickers, the scarf is a great way to express who you are as a person. What the Necky says about you is that you do not mind paying in shipping for a "free" gift.

If you can be choked to death by a van door, you deserve to die.

I like the random use of rhyming.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isadora_Duncan

BUY A NECKY OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES

'Designer leper'