Is this what they added once they figured out that the burning fuel was basically guaranteed to destroy the parachute from the capsule unless it had some other way to get clear?
Aren't heat panel related problems pretty much the cause of all the major NASA disasters in recent memory? Doesn't putting the astronauts behind the hottest part of the rocket only add to the problem? Guess that's why I don't work for NASA...
Well, yeah, that's why you don't work for NASA. On the application under Additional Interests you put "So...you sit behind the engines..." Your only job reference is a theater that closed four years ago and you wrote the word "Nope" over the 10 key-type box.
You couldnt even pay me enough to pretend to give a shit about whatever the fuck this is. A bunch parachutes on a bottle rocket? A new method for getting drugs across the border? An elaborate dildo?
Sure, but clearly you don't read the ones on how to survive the space age. This is why you will perish in the Reptillian holocaust while the rest of us fight for our freedom-- with our KNOWLEDGE.