Yeah, the zero is at the bottom, "all by itself." No neighbors or anything.

If you want to watch this video, press the left-pointing triangle in the lower left part of the box above that is labeled "Youtube". It is on the opposite side from the upward pointing triangle in a dark gray box. You will need a mouse, computer, and internet connection to watch the video, and some sort of speakers or audio devise to hear it.

Thanks for not explaing that a little lady lives inside the telephone, lady. When I heard her tell me the time in the orient I very nearly broke my monicle!

I want to see eHow and expertsvillage engage in a duel to the death: vapid obvious crap that everyone knows vs. exceptionally confident explanations about things that are hilariously incorrect.

"Telephone effectiveness"

The useless classes tag is looking for a new friend...

Telafon effectaness.

It starts with the number one, and ENDS with zero? Who the fuck thought up that shit? Thank god someone told me

eHow is like Google Answers, it hooks dumb people up with dumber people so the dumb people feel pretty smart.

Wait... WHAT?

My telephone effectiveness just fucking SKYROCKETED. I didn't even know it was lacking.

this is a joke, right?

Please for the love of god, someone tell me this is a joke.

The funny thing about this is that they did this video because they actually saw a demand for it. Maybe it's for kids?

This is a pretty interesting article about eHow's parent company and the business model behind this whole thing:
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2009/10/ff_demandmedia