joelkazoo Oftentimes, they would slide the pizza into specialty paper sacks with a piece of cardboard on the bottom and staple the end shut. They still do it this way at Duane's House of Pizza here in Fargo/Moorhead (DAMN good pizza!).
THA SUGAH RAIN Or you can run your errands before you get the pizza instead of carrying it inside of every other store like some kind of moron.
Caminante Nocturno Does this guy not own a car, or does think someone's going to break into his car and steal his pizza?
Paracelsus How about letting your child have some of that pizza you fucking whore
CapnJesusHood Look at how desperate he is to curry favor with his gawky shrew of a wife. His proud smile fading abruptly as she begins to stuff her face right in front of him. The jaunty chorus cannot hide the sweaty, anxious charade that is this man's daily existence.